This morning I realized that an assignment I turned in and received a grade for was not recorded in the online grade book, and then realized it happened to be the exact paper I tore up in my drunken zeal to make the aforementioned pithy self help poster. I was thus forced to shamefully scribble out the words I had written on the back and tape it together to present to my teacher as proof of it’s completion. Mind you, we’ve had something like ten of these exact assignments due every week throughout the semester.
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This is what I get for being self aggrandizing.
